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matt header
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| This is a Cops episode in the making. |
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the night watchman
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| Posted: 06.03.2004 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Mayhaps I underestimate the strength of saran wrap, but what exactly happens when it encounters a moving car while wrapped between two trees on opposing sides of the street?
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The Short Bus
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| Posted: 06.03.2004 4:44 am Post subject: |
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| the night watchman wrote: | | Mayhaps I underestimate the strength of saran wrap, but what exactly happens when it encounters a moving car while wrapped between two trees on opposing sides of the street? |
The car explodes and baby Jesus cries. |
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Fred C. Dobbs
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| Posted: 06.03.2004 11:18 am Post subject: |
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| The Short Bus wrote: | | Fred C. Dobbs wrote: | | I'd beat the living sh*te out of who was responsible for messing up my car. |
This beating is justified since saran wrap will absolutely devastate your car.
<cop> hey what the fuck are you beating up little kids for?
<Fred C. Dobbs> ARGH THEY PUT SARAN WRAP BETWEEN THESE TWO TREES AND I COULDN'T SEE IT AND OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT SO PUMPED AND KICKED THEM ALL IN THE FACE. SEE IT'S OK OFFICER!!! I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR!!!11
<cop> i swear upon my family name that you will never be a free man again. |
No, the scenerio would be I drive into saran wrap, it gets on my winsheild preventing me from seeing the road, and I crash into a little kid. 
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Monkeypox
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| Posted: 06.04.2004 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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It's okay. I consider beating the living sh*te out of people to be a harmless little prank.
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beltmann
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| Posted: 06.04.2004 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Monkeypox wrote: | | It's okay. I consider beating the living sh*te out of people to be a harmless little prank. |
LOL.
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